Always makes me laugh
Omg I want!
The last one alone is enough to debunk the whole premise that ISIS represents Islam.
I’m going to put this on queue just incase people need reminding
Wow ISIS is breaking every single one of these rules.
Isn’t it odd how everyone that supports abortion has already been born?
Strangely, everyone who opposes abortion has also been born. It’s almost like you have to be born to have opinions… like it’s part of the basic definition of being a person or something. I’m so glad you pointed that out. It’s a really great point.
If you’re my girl.
Don’t be afraid to touch me. I love touch. I crave it. Lean your head on my shoulder. Hold my hand, or even my finger. Hook your arm in mine. Rest your hand on my thigh. Trace your fingertips over my forearm. Wrap your arm around me or over my shoulders. Just touch me. I’ll love it and it’ll drive me crazy.
i don’t even watch football but
Bro
Bruh
Damn he hurt my feelings and I don’t even care for Tennessee
How does this even happen?
Me dodging hoes like
100% FOLLOW BACK
I’ve had enough of this school
wealth!!!
REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!
my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five
WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THIS GET NOTES
because your law teacher defeated the law
i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa
Anonymous asked:
Are You Still gay?
sheekeepsmewarm answered:
yeah my contract actually just got extended
my mom would yell at us and then ask
did I stutter?
and one day I was feelin’ bold - so I said yes, you did stutter
and her response was
THEN YOU HEARD ME TWICE
sakuramyeon